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[00:00:32] Speaker B: Now, where did we leave off?
Ah, yes.
The party decided to sedate Zakul and steal his enchanted crown while he slept.
Stealthily, they removed it from his head.
But then the flying castle itself began to shudder around the.
[00:01:00] Speaker C: Wait, what happened to your id?
[00:01:03] Speaker D: I don't know.
[00:01:04] Speaker C: I had just been looking at your ID earlier in your wallet. Oh.
[00:01:07] Speaker E: Why are you. Why are you looking at his id?
[00:01:10] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh.
[00:01:11] Speaker D: Sam likes to commit identity theft on me.
[00:01:13] Speaker E: Samuel.
[00:01:16] Speaker C: I'm very close to. I'm very close to memorizing some of this.
[00:01:20] Speaker D: He steals my wallet, like, every time we're here.
[00:01:23] Speaker C: He has our business card right? And available. Yeah, like a good. Like a good member of the podcast.
[00:01:29] Speaker B: Jenkins is there.
[00:01:31] Speaker C: Put your gun away, Abby.
[00:01:33] Speaker E: No, my gun will be out.
My gun will be on the table, ready for you.
[00:01:39] Speaker D: There have been some complaints about your use of firearms at the table.
[00:01:43] Speaker E: Listen, none of you are hr.
[00:01:46] Speaker D: None of us feel safe.
[00:01:47] Speaker C: Technically, I'm hr.
[00:01:48] Speaker E: No one asked you, Sam.
[00:01:50] Speaker D: Listen.
[00:01:52] Speaker C: This is a hostile work environment you're creating.
[00:01:56] Speaker E: I can make it more hostile.
[00:01:58] Speaker C: That's not the correct answer.
[00:02:02] Speaker D: But it's the one you need.
[00:02:03] Speaker E: All right, we're overthrowing Sam.
[00:02:04] Speaker D: Everyone.
[00:02:05] Speaker E: Everyone in favor, say aye.
[00:02:07] Speaker D: Coo. Before I say I.
Can I get a cookie for my efforts?
[00:02:12] Speaker F: No.
[00:02:13] Speaker E: Yes.
[00:02:13] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:02:13] Speaker B: I.
[00:02:15] Speaker A: We are paid in baked goods.
[00:02:19] Speaker D: I should have asked for bread.
[00:02:20] Speaker E: You can have bread.
[00:02:21] Speaker D: Okay, cool.
[00:02:22] Speaker E: That's fine.
[00:02:23] Speaker A: If mine can be a cinnamon loaf, I'm in.
[00:02:25] Speaker B: You got his support.
You have Eye of Sauron.
[00:02:29] Speaker E: Sauron wants to murder everyone.
[00:02:31] Speaker B: Sourdough, maybe.
[00:02:33] Speaker C: I think when Sauron shows up and he's like, you have my support, you should probably reconsider your actions.
[00:02:39] Speaker E: Technically, that Sauron is not real.
[00:02:42] Speaker B: And my axe, it's just a statue.
[00:02:45] Speaker A: What?
[00:02:46] Speaker C: Sauron is a fictional character.
Not real in any sense of the normalcy.
[00:02:53] Speaker D: He's real in our hearts.
[00:02:57] Speaker E: I reject your reality and replace it with my own.
[00:03:02] Speaker B: Abby, what do you think?
[00:03:04] Speaker C: Sauron's real.
[00:03:08] Speaker E: That has nothing to do with what we're talking about.
[00:03:10] Speaker D: Multiple posters of him in her room says yes.
[00:03:14] Speaker E: I love that there's so many posters of Sauron. There's one on my ceiling above my bed.
[00:03:19] Speaker C: They're all signed.
[00:03:22] Speaker D: Love, Sauron to Abby.
[00:03:25] Speaker F: I'm getting.
[00:03:26] Speaker B: I feel like I should be concerned at this point.
[00:03:29] Speaker E: Nah, it's fine.
[00:03:31] Speaker D: I love how you both said nah.
The perfect.
[00:03:36] Speaker B: You know what you should be concerned about, Sven?
That our joint custody. Sauron has not been living in either of our houses for like a year.
[00:03:43] Speaker D: I know.
[00:03:45] Speaker E: She's sitting over there on the windowsill wanting a home.
[00:03:49] Speaker A: We've left him with young kids.
[00:03:52] Speaker C: Sala Baked was the body actor for Sauron. So you can get them all signed by him.
[00:03:58] Speaker D: No, she has them signed by Sauron.
He was there in a costume and everything.
[00:04:04] Speaker F: It's like going to Disney World and getting your book signed by like. I don't mean Mickey Mouse. This is a good idea.
[00:04:09] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:04:09] Speaker D: Mickey Mouse is at Disney World. Not the person.
[00:04:12] Speaker C: Those people scared me when I was a child.
[00:04:13] Speaker D: There's nobody inside Mickey Mouse. It's Mickey Mouse.
[00:04:16] Speaker F: There's a creepypasta about that.
[00:04:18] Speaker C: I saw Buzz and Woody were on a balcony waving at me, and I broke down in tears.
[00:04:24] Speaker E: Like, actually, is this a real story?
[00:04:26] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:04:26] Speaker E: Are you okay, buddy?
[00:04:28] Speaker C: When I was like four, I went, no, two. Two or three. I went once.
[00:04:32] Speaker E: Are you okay?
[00:04:32] Speaker F: You know, I had a traumatic.
[00:04:34] Speaker E: Did that scar you forever?
[00:04:36] Speaker D: He can't watch Toy Story this time.
[00:04:37] Speaker C: I remember the story.
[00:04:39] Speaker F: I had a traumatic story from Disney World too.
So we were watching the parade and Cinderella looked down at me and said.
[00:04:46] Speaker E: Hey, you look like Steve.
[00:04:48] Speaker F: Of course I was wearing a green. Yes, a green striped shirt from Bleed's Clues. And I never forgot about that moment. And I was so embarra. Because she called me out.
[00:04:56] Speaker D: I feel like she got fired. Because why does Cinderella know what Steve is? And why is she antagonizing the.
[00:05:03] Speaker C: You don't think Cinderella watches clues?
[00:05:05] Speaker D: No.
[00:05:05] Speaker C: What's wrong with you?
[00:05:06] Speaker D: I don't think Cinderella has tv.
[00:05:08] Speaker F: Maybe in the castle talks to Blue.
[00:05:10] Speaker B: She's definitely studied four years.
[00:05:12] Speaker D: Blue's not even a Disney property.
[00:05:14] Speaker C: Yeah, but although she can say I.
[00:05:17] Speaker F: Look like Steve all she wants, it doesn't have to be a real. You don't know another Steve. She could be all in Disney Steve.
[00:05:24] Speaker C: Yeah, what about Disney Steve?
[00:05:28] Speaker D: Ah, yes. Disney Steve. Everybody knows him.
[00:05:32] Speaker C: The famous Disney Steve.
[00:05:34] Speaker A: Hello, I'm Steve.
Yo.
[00:05:38] Speaker F: In the flesh. Just like, not like Sauron.
[00:05:44] Speaker D: Sauron is real.
[00:05:45] Speaker C: He's got no flesh.
[00:05:46] Speaker E: Sauron is real.
[00:05:47] Speaker F: That's a good point. You know who else had armor but no flesh?
[00:05:51] Speaker C: Arid.
[00:05:52] Speaker A: Arid.
[00:05:52] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:05:53] Speaker F: What an orc airhead.
I should have told him that when he was alive.
[00:06:00] Speaker E: He was never alive.
[00:06:01] Speaker D: We murdered his spirit.
[00:06:03] Speaker F: What do you mean?
[00:06:05] Speaker A: I believe in arid.
[00:06:08] Speaker D: Oh, that makes. That makes sense. Why Uber changed.
[00:06:11] Speaker C: Listen, Sven, this is Another conversation we've.
[00:06:15] Speaker A: Been needing to have.
[00:06:16] Speaker E: Are you in a culture?
Do you need help?
[00:06:20] Speaker D: No. They prefer to call themselves a family.
[00:06:23] Speaker B: Yeah, it's still.
[00:06:24] Speaker E: So did the Manson family.
[00:06:26] Speaker B: Sven.
[00:06:27] Speaker C: What's wrong with that?
[00:06:27] Speaker B: There is no Santa, there is no Easter Bunny, and there is no High King of the Lenormands.
[00:06:33] Speaker C: How dare you say.
There's also no Queen of England.
[00:06:38] Speaker D: That's factual.
[00:06:39] Speaker E: That's technically true.
[00:06:41] Speaker A: Sad days.
[00:06:42] Speaker F: I didn't know her, but I miss her.
Yeah, she made the best faces.
[00:06:45] Speaker E: I know.
There's so many memes of the Queen.
[00:06:49] Speaker F: She was an old lady through and through.
[00:06:52] Speaker C: A real one.
[00:06:53] Speaker F: A real old lady.
[00:06:54] Speaker E: Not like these fake old ladies out here on the street.
[00:06:57] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:06:57] Speaker C: Look like Sauron.
[00:06:59] Speaker E: Hey, you, look.
[00:07:00] Speaker D: Sauron out.
[00:07:01] Speaker C: He was the fakest old lady out there.
[00:07:03] Speaker B: What a lady.
[00:07:05] Speaker D: That would make him the fakest old lady.
[00:07:07] Speaker B: Speaking of monarchies, you slipped the Storm King's crown off of Zarco, the current Storm King's head. He continues to sleep, but the cloud castle around you begins to tremble and shake.
[00:07:22] Speaker C: I put on the crown.
[00:07:24] Speaker D: Oh, it's big.
[00:07:26] Speaker E: Does it shrink to size?
[00:07:27] Speaker B: Make an arcana check.
[00:07:29] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:07:30] Speaker E: That would be cool if it shrank to size.
[00:07:32] Speaker C: It's magical, so it should also.
[00:07:33] Speaker E: I don't know how I feel about Val wearing a magical crown.
[00:07:39] Speaker C: I don't want to wear it long. I'm just gonna try and keep the place from breaking apart.
[00:07:44] Speaker D: Yeah, that's a good point.
[00:07:45] Speaker E: But will you want to take it off?
[00:07:46] Speaker C: Why would I not?
[00:07:47] Speaker E: You don't know what this crown does.
[00:07:49] Speaker C: Nine.
[00:07:52] Speaker B: You total.
[00:07:54] Speaker D: She's not good at arcana.
[00:07:55] Speaker B: You are holding the crown with Sigurd, and you try to, like, bring it over your head, but the crown is still large enough that you can comfortably just, like, slide through it. Like, it's like it's five feet in diameter still.
[00:08:08] Speaker E: It's a hula hoop.
[00:08:09] Speaker C: I will wear it.
[00:08:12] Speaker B: How?
[00:08:13] Speaker C: Like a hula hoop.
[00:08:15] Speaker F: Add some leather straps to it and wear it.
[00:08:17] Speaker A: I'll wear it.
[00:08:17] Speaker C: I'll hold it up, like, on my head and see if maybe, like, pushing on it will make it shrink down.
[00:08:23] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:08:25] Speaker A: Ouvere will go up.
[00:08:26] Speaker C: Well, I'm flying.
[00:08:27] Speaker A: Wait. It tried to what?
[00:08:29] Speaker E: Grow big.
[00:08:31] Speaker C: Oh. I move my locket and I grow.
[00:08:34] Speaker E: How do you move your locket while you're holding the crown?
[00:08:37] Speaker C: I lean over to Sigurd so she can grab her end again. And then I hold it with one hand and I twist my brooch.
[00:08:43] Speaker A: I think the arcana check was more of. Can you even use the Thing? Not so much. Can you make it fit?
[00:08:48] Speaker C: Who knows?
I'll grow as big as I can.
[00:08:52] Speaker B: So you're not quite able to get to storm giant size with your brooch, but you do get much bigger to the point where you can kind of rest the crown on your shoulders around your head.
[00:09:01] Speaker C: He's a hill giant. He wasn't storm giant size either.
[00:09:03] Speaker B: That is correct.
[00:09:06] Speaker C: All right, I'm now wearing it.
[00:09:09] Speaker F: Wear it at a jaunty angle, like a sash.
[00:09:13] Speaker A: Uber reaches out a hand and just gestures hello.
[00:09:19] Speaker C: Okay, I'll come near you.
[00:09:21] Speaker B: Why are you talking?
[00:09:22] Speaker A: He grabs it.
[00:09:24] Speaker B: Uvaire, go ahead and make an arcana check.
[00:09:26] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:09:27] Speaker B: As all this is happening and Uber is grabbing onto the crown and the castle is still trembling, and if it's not just your imagination, everything kind of begins to shift a little bit, as if the walls are beginning to close in on you.
[00:09:43] Speaker F: Why did the. Oh.
[00:09:46] Speaker E: That'S not good.
[00:09:48] Speaker F: I've just updated.
[00:09:50] Speaker C: Oh, I spent my hero point. Oh, you rolled a one on the dime. That could have been fun.
[00:09:54] Speaker E: Everything's smaller.
[00:09:56] Speaker F: Yeah. The map updated.
[00:09:57] Speaker E: Sven is cursing something over there silently.
[00:10:00] Speaker B: What was your first die roll, Sven?
[00:10:02] Speaker A: 1.
[00:10:03] Speaker C: What was your second die roll?
[00:10:05] Speaker A: I got a total of 26.
[00:10:08] Speaker C: Oof.
[00:10:08] Speaker D: And you're really good at arcana. Oh, no.
[00:10:11] Speaker E: You rolled a two.
[00:10:12] Speaker A: I rolled a two.
[00:10:13] Speaker E: So can we only roll if we're touching it?
[00:10:15] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:10:16] Speaker E: Dang it.
[00:10:17] Speaker D: You must lick the crowns.
[00:10:20] Speaker B: Taste it.
[00:10:21] Speaker A: I am a master in arcana.
[00:10:22] Speaker E: It's tingly.
It's carbonate.
[00:10:26] Speaker B: You can tell that? So you've rolled well enough. You can tell that this crown is seeking a new master, and it's trying to reset everything that belongs to the crown, including the castle, to the preferences of its new owners.
[00:10:46] Speaker F: Oh, it's like a tardis.
[00:10:48] Speaker A: I think about keeping it stable.
[00:10:52] Speaker B: Unfortunately, yr roll is not strong enough for you to directly assume any control over what the crown is doing.
[00:11:00] Speaker A: Ah, for the love of it.
[00:11:02] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:11:03] Speaker C: So there's someone who's in control of it, but isn't necessarily holding onto the crown that it's fitting to.
[00:11:09] Speaker B: So you and Uver are kind of both in possession of the crown right now.
[00:11:13] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:11:14] Speaker B: And neither of you have rolled high enough to basically tell the crown, stop and listen. So the crown is just like, I got this, bro. I'm gonna make this castle human sized.
[00:11:27] Speaker F: Question.
[00:11:28] Speaker C: That's good, I guess.
[00:11:29] Speaker F: How close am I to the crown, considering I was standing next to him?
[00:11:33] Speaker B: Val's on the other side of him. So you're like 5, 10, 15 point, like 40ft away.
[00:11:38] Speaker F: Well, that. That rules me out.
[00:11:40] Speaker A: Can I try again over near me?
[00:11:43] Speaker E: Or are we in initiative?
[00:11:44] Speaker B: You're not in initiative? No. So you can move up.
[00:11:46] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:11:47] Speaker F: I mean, I don't know how long it's gonna take me to get over.
[00:11:50] Speaker B: There, but basically just the other side of the table.
[00:11:53] Speaker E: I'd like to go over there.
[00:11:55] Speaker F: I'll be right after her because she's closer anyway.
[00:11:58] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:11:59] Speaker E: Can I touch it?
[00:12:00] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:12:01] Speaker C: Yay.
[00:12:02] Speaker D: The fact that this Hill Giant 27.
[00:12:08] Speaker E: I have a plus 18 in Arcana.
[00:12:11] Speaker A: Would you roll? Oh, no, no.
I know what you rolled.
[00:12:15] Speaker E: I am an expert.
[00:12:20] Speaker B: What size do you want the castle near us?
[00:12:22] Speaker F: Oh.
[00:12:24] Speaker B: Oh, my goodness.
[00:12:25] Speaker C: He was one off.
[00:12:27] Speaker B: Meets it beats it. That's amazing.
[00:12:30] Speaker C: What did you get, Sven? 26.
[00:12:31] Speaker A: I rolled it. Yeah. Or no, 20.
Yeah, 26.
[00:12:36] Speaker C: That's amazing.
[00:12:39] Speaker E: I. I want it to be able to fit me and my friends comfortably.
[00:12:46] Speaker B: Okay, so human sized.
[00:12:48] Speaker E: Yes.
[00:12:48] Speaker B: And you've got a sleeping storm giant sitting right next to you.
[00:12:51] Speaker C: Is he still a storm?
[00:12:52] Speaker E: Is he still a storm giant?
[00:12:54] Speaker B: He still looks storm giant. Ish.
[00:12:55] Speaker D: Not to mention.
[00:12:56] Speaker B: Although the lightning on his hair and beard is starting to like kind of flicker and die out.
[00:13:04] Speaker E: No, let's leave it the size it is for now.
[00:13:06] Speaker B: Okay, so right now it's kind of in between. It's more appropriately sized for the frost giants.
[00:13:14] Speaker A: We should get out of here.
[00:13:16] Speaker C: Wait, does the Crown Shrink down 4 near us?
[00:13:18] Speaker B: It's slowly shrinking down. Like, not like imperceptibly, but like, you know, you guys can all see my hands moving. You in the audience. You can see my hands.
[00:13:29] Speaker E: Listen to his hands.
[00:13:31] Speaker B: Now my hands have reached normal crown size.
[00:13:33] Speaker C: Okay, so then we can just let Neros have the crown. Cuz she can hold it by herself.
[00:13:39] Speaker B: Yes, it fits perfectly.
[00:13:42] Speaker E: Nice.
I have a tiara.
[00:13:46] Speaker D: Does it morph into a tiara?
[00:13:48] Speaker B: Not at this moment.
[00:13:50] Speaker C: That might start morphing you into a storm giant.
[00:13:53] Speaker E: I'm not wearing it.
[00:13:54] Speaker C: Oh, okay.
[00:13:55] Speaker B: Oh, you're just holding it.
[00:13:56] Speaker E: I'm just holding it. I didn't. I did not put it on. Okay, but I am just holding it.
[00:14:01] Speaker F: Just for the record, a tiara does not go all the way around.
That's what makes it a tiara.
A crown goes all the way around.
[00:14:10] Speaker D: Wait, is the ones that go all the way around. That is not like a crouch. Are they just circlets?
[00:14:14] Speaker B: That's a diadem.
[00:14:15] Speaker C: Ah. Okay, follow up question in the situation, everyone.
So we have control of the castle with the crown.
What are we doing with the three giants who are currently in the castle.
[00:14:26] Speaker F: Still, can we open up the floor and drop them out?
[00:14:29] Speaker D: That would kill them.
[00:14:31] Speaker F: And we could just leave.
[00:14:34] Speaker C: I mean, the castle comes with the crown, right?
[00:14:38] Speaker A: Does the castle come with a crown?
[00:14:40] Speaker E: I don't know, Geordie. Does the castle come with the crown?
[00:14:44] Speaker B: It feels like it. The castle feels like it belongs to.
[00:14:47] Speaker C: You now, because we could take it back to Joel.
[00:14:49] Speaker E: Guys, I have my own castle.
I have my own castle.
[00:14:53] Speaker D: I mean, you are noble.
[00:14:54] Speaker E: Do we want to take the castle back to Joel?
I don't know what accent that was. Let me try that again.
[00:15:01] Speaker D: You got too excited by the castle.
[00:15:03] Speaker E: I turned into an Irish woman.
Do we want to take the castle back to Joel?
[00:15:08] Speaker F: Whatever we do, we need to get rid of these inhabitants first.
[00:15:12] Speaker E: Well, I mean, I guess I can just, you know, roll them over to the edge and pew.
[00:15:16] Speaker F: Can you open the floor?
[00:15:18] Speaker E: I don't. Can I open the floor?
[00:15:21] Speaker B: No.
[00:15:22] Speaker E: No.
[00:15:22] Speaker F: That might be really funny.
[00:15:25] Speaker C: Well, depends. So, like, if we want to use this during the fight for Fafnir, we could leave it protected in Joel, or we could just leave it up in the sky and try and summon it down to us.
[00:15:37] Speaker A: Later, I put my hand on the storm giant, and I start casting teleport on the storm.
[00:15:42] Speaker E: Where are you sending him?
[00:15:44] Speaker D: How long does that take?
[00:15:45] Speaker A: 10 minutes.
[00:15:47] Speaker D: What are you gonna do about the other two?
[00:15:49] Speaker A: They're more friendly.
[00:15:51] Speaker C: Oh, it's fair. Yeah, they are friendly.
[00:15:53] Speaker F: Where are you sending him?
[00:15:55] Speaker A: Grungare forest.
[00:15:56] Speaker D: Also, don't you have to go?
[00:15:58] Speaker C: All right.
[00:16:00] Speaker F: Do you.
[00:16:00] Speaker E: Do you have to go with him?
[00:16:03] Speaker C: I don't think so.
[00:16:05] Speaker D: I think it says you and another.
[00:16:07] Speaker E: What are you laughing about over there, GM Gosh, that. That's his evil laugh.
[00:16:13] Speaker D: His evil laugh.
[00:16:14] Speaker F: Oh, yeah. I got rid of that spell.
[00:16:16] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:16:16] Speaker A: Me and up to four other.
[00:16:17] Speaker B: So, yeah. So you will have to go there with him.
[00:16:19] Speaker C: Yep. Then he can pop back with another cast.
[00:16:22] Speaker A: Yeah, I can't cast teleport again.
[00:16:24] Speaker B: Abby, you had a question?
[00:16:25] Speaker E: Yes.
Can I, like, command the castle to stay put, and can I leave the castle with the crown?
[00:16:31] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:16:31] Speaker E: Okay.
[00:16:32] Speaker B: You get the sense that you can. Okay, that's with a 27 on your arcana check.
[00:16:36] Speaker C: The castle is all like, I don't need a big babysitter. I'm fine. I'm old enough.
[00:16:40] Speaker E: Okay, that's good to know.
[00:16:43] Speaker D: Oh, hey, you changed the pawn, huh?
[00:16:45] Speaker B: I'm glad you noticed.
[00:16:46] Speaker E: Wait, is he small now?
[00:16:48] Speaker B: Yes. Over the course of the last minute or so, the storm giant has slowly reduced down and is now just a snoring hill giant.
[00:16:56] Speaker A: I'm still casting.
[00:16:58] Speaker F: Why can't we just get rid of him?
[00:16:59] Speaker D: I mean, that's what he's doing.
[00:17:01] Speaker F: I mean, like, toss him over the.
[00:17:02] Speaker C: Edge, because that would kill him, and we don't necessarily want to kill him up here. Is that fair?
[00:17:08] Speaker A: How long does for 10 minutes? If we don't do anything in 10 minutes, Uvaire and him it disappearing.
[00:17:14] Speaker F: Neros.
[00:17:15] Speaker E: What?
[00:17:15] Speaker F: Does this castle have a jail?
[00:17:17] Speaker E: I don't know.
[00:17:18] Speaker D: It does in the barracks. Remember, we saw the cells.
[00:17:22] Speaker E: We can just put him there. Okay, then let's just, like, roll him over to the jail.
[00:17:26] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:17:27] Speaker C: I can carry him. I'm very big right now too.
[00:17:29] Speaker D: Oh, that's true.
[00:17:30] Speaker A: Ooh.
[00:17:30] Speaker D: Veren, stop.
[00:17:31] Speaker B: Boop.
[00:17:33] Speaker E: Was that 10 minutes?
[00:17:34] Speaker C: Oh. I mean, if he narratively wants to do it, I think it's fine.
[00:17:38] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, this is one of those things where it has to be decided out of character as a group. If we want to say narratively, Uwe got away with that, but my character didn't want to happen or something.
[00:17:50] Speaker C: He's a loose threat if he's in jail.
[00:17:52] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:17:52] Speaker C: That we have to deal with later.
[00:17:54] Speaker F: Okay.
[00:17:55] Speaker E: I'm fine with that.
[00:17:56] Speaker C: I like it more than putting it in a jail cell.
[00:17:59] Speaker F: I mean, I wanted to roll him off the edge, but you guys wanted a humane option.
I don't know how humane it is.
[00:18:04] Speaker A: But that's what's happening, and that's where I'm going.
[00:18:08] Speaker B: So we want to go that road.
[00:18:09] Speaker D: Yeah. I vote narratively, make it to where the conversation did last 10 minutes, if possible. Yeah.
[00:18:16] Speaker F: I vote yes. Make it last that long. But we should all be huddled in the corner talking in a group, and Uvaire's just.
[00:18:22] Speaker D: Exactly. Yeah, that's what I'm. Turn around, and he's gone.
[00:18:25] Speaker B: Yeah.
So you guys were discussing. And Alward brings up the idea of the jail. And then Alward and Neros are like that. Yeah, there is a jail. And you turn to say, well, uver, we could just. And as you turn to look, there's just the magic sparkles of a spell having been cast, because that always happens every time.
[00:18:46] Speaker F: We just don't narrate because we're on the other side of it.
[00:18:49] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:18:49] Speaker C: Ah, he's gone.
[00:18:51] Speaker F: Did he say where he was going?
[00:18:54] Speaker C: No.
[00:18:55] Speaker D: He can come back, Right.
[00:18:57] Speaker E: He knows exactly where he's going, so I'm assuming.
[00:19:00] Speaker C: So, okay. Assuming he's prepared the same spells he needs should be good.
[00:19:04] Speaker E: Oh, he's just gone again.
[00:19:08] Speaker D: We'll give him 24 hours.
[00:19:09] Speaker F: I guess I'll give him a little bit of time to introduce a new character.
[00:19:12] Speaker E: Okay, well, we got this. And I shove it in my satchel.
[00:19:17] Speaker D: Don't you want to wear it?
[00:19:19] Speaker E: I don't want to become a storm giant.
[00:19:22] Speaker D: Well, we don't know if. I mean, it's fair.
[00:19:24] Speaker E: He became one.
[00:19:25] Speaker D: Well, what if he wanted to become one?
[00:19:27] Speaker C: Do you always want me to tell the Frost Giants to leave?
[00:19:33] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:19:34] Speaker E: I don't want them in my castle.
[00:19:35] Speaker C: All right, I'll go do that real quick.
[00:19:38] Speaker E: I could make it person sized.
[00:19:40] Speaker F: I'd be kind of curious to see what I'd be like as a storm giant.
[00:19:43] Speaker C: I don't know.
[00:19:45] Speaker A: Maybe you're a short storm giant.
[00:19:50] Speaker F: That would be rude.
[00:19:53] Speaker E: I might have to become a storm giant when we fight Fafnir, but for now, I don't want to be one.
[00:19:58] Speaker D: Do you think you'll have a beard as well, or do you think it'll just be a hair?
[00:20:01] Speaker A: I don't.
[00:20:01] Speaker E: I don't know.
[00:20:02] Speaker F: Are there female storm giants?
[00:20:04] Speaker E: Sure.
[00:20:06] Speaker F: You're a female, right? I never asked.
[00:20:08] Speaker D: Do you think your arms will still be black?
[00:20:10] Speaker E: Hang on, I'm busy staring at Zafir.
[00:20:16] Speaker F: I'm gonna take that as a yes. Maybe yes. Yeah.
[00:20:21] Speaker E: You made me knock my axolotl off my mic.
Neros is just perplexed by that question.
[00:20:32] Speaker D: I just imagine Nero staring at Zafir, mouth agape, hands just like, trembling in front of her face.
[00:20:39] Speaker E: What kind of question was that?
[00:20:41] Speaker F: His hands on the side of his side.
Don't look. Don't look. Just stop.
[00:20:48] Speaker B: Val, you go around the corner to find Agarg still slumped on the couch. The TV is now just staticky.
[00:20:55] Speaker C: I turn off the tv.
[00:20:58] Speaker E: We have televisions and Galarian.
[00:21:02] Speaker C: Hey, Agard.
[00:21:04] Speaker B: Oh, hi, tiny giant.
[00:21:07] Speaker C: Oh, right. I'm not big anymore.
[00:21:09] Speaker D: Oh, yeah?
[00:21:10] Speaker C: How long does that last?
[00:21:10] Speaker B: Oh, ten minutes.
[00:21:12] Speaker F: Okay, but you look bigger because the room is smaller.
[00:21:15] Speaker D: Oh, that is true. That is true.
[00:21:17] Speaker B: Tiny giant. Are you bigger? Am I small?
How much did I drink?
[00:21:24] Speaker C: I'll be straight with you, my friend.
I'll be straight with you. Agard.
We've taken the crown.
So the castle started resizing itself. But we stopped it from resizing too much Agar.
Who is your boss's name?
[00:21:42] Speaker E: Zarcool.
[00:21:42] Speaker C: Zarcool. He's gone. He's not dead. He's just gone. I don't think he's dead. He's gone.
And we are asking you and Volus to leave the castle.
[00:21:57] Speaker B: After all we've Done for you.
[00:21:59] Speaker C: I'm not in charge of the castle. I'm just delivering news.
[00:22:05] Speaker B: Well, who is then?
[00:22:07] Speaker C: You know, one of the others.
[00:22:10] Speaker B: Oh, can I. Can I make my case?
[00:22:14] Speaker D: I thought he was gonna say, can I eat them?
[00:22:16] Speaker C: She didn't seem very interested in talking to you.
[00:22:19] Speaker B: Oh, she.
Which one's the female?
[00:22:26] Speaker C: You know, I. You know, I'm a woman.
[00:22:29] Speaker B: You are?
[00:22:30] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:22:30] Speaker B: Oh.
I mean, you all look the same to me.
[00:22:35] Speaker C: That's.
[00:22:36] Speaker F: Oh, and you said our racist, so.
[00:22:39] Speaker C: I think the chain is still there. You could climb down. Is there another way out besides the chain? For people your size?
[00:22:47] Speaker B: I mean, that's how we usually go down is the chain. Yeah.
You want me to leave now?
[00:22:54] Speaker E: Oh, gosh, this is becoming a Pilgrim situation.
[00:22:57] Speaker B: Can I go get my stuff? Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:22:59] Speaker C: You could get all your stuff. Okay.
[00:23:00] Speaker B: I'll go get my bone collection.
[00:23:01] Speaker F: He even kind of sounds like pilgrim.
[00:23:03] Speaker D: Just a little.
[00:23:04] Speaker B: I only have so many voices.
[00:23:07] Speaker C: Yeah. Where's Volas?
[00:23:09] Speaker B: Oh, he's probably in our room.
Okay, come with me. I'll show you.
[00:23:14] Speaker C: Sure. Yeah.
[00:23:15] Speaker B: And he leads you around the corner to the room that you guys were calling, like, the. The staff room earlier.
[00:23:23] Speaker D: I was right.
[00:23:24] Speaker C: Or walk past everyone just awkwardly waving at them.
[00:23:29] Speaker B: Volas is just passed out on the floor.
[00:23:33] Speaker D: How many of them drunk that potion?
[00:23:36] Speaker A: Volas was doing a little bit of taste testing.
[00:23:41] Speaker C: One second.
[00:23:43] Speaker B: I can wake him up.
[00:23:44] Speaker C: No, one second. Hold on. Val walks away near us.
[00:23:50] Speaker E: Yes.
[00:23:51] Speaker C: You don't happen to, like, want, like, two giant bouncers for your castle or guards or anything?
They seem really sad to have to leave.
[00:24:00] Speaker E: I mean, that actually might be a good idea.
[00:24:03] Speaker C: He wanted to plead his case to you.
[00:24:05] Speaker E: Listen, they can't eat people.
Yeah, they're not allowed to eat here people.
[00:24:10] Speaker C: Okay, do you want me to bring them here and you can, like, sure, make decrees at them or something?
[00:24:16] Speaker E: Decrees?
[00:24:17] Speaker D: I mean, you aren't ruler now.
[00:24:19] Speaker C: Okay, hold on, and I'll. I'll jog over. Wait.
[00:24:24] Speaker B: As you're finishing that, Agar comes around the corner, dragging Volas behind him.
Volas has, like, a big crate full of bones.
[00:24:34] Speaker C: She's willing to hear your case.
[00:24:36] Speaker A: Oh.
[00:24:37] Speaker B: Vola sets the crate down. Agarg walks up.
Which one has. I don't see anybody wearing a crown.
Hi.
[00:24:45] Speaker E: I take it out of my satchel. I'm like, it's me, your queen.
[00:24:49] Speaker B: And he does, like, a really clumsy bow.
I and my brother Volas will pledge to serve you until somebody else wants to kill you. And we will eat anyone that you want us To. He looks pretty tasty.
[00:25:04] Speaker F: I wouldn't be more than an appetizer, thank you very much.
[00:25:06] Speaker E: Okay, listen, you guys can stay here on a few conditions, okay? First, you're not allowed to eat people.
[00:25:16] Speaker B: Oh, well, I know where the chain is.
[00:25:24] Speaker C: Removes chain.
[00:25:27] Speaker E: Well, okay, then I won't have people guarding the cat.
[00:25:30] Speaker B: Come on, Volas. Let's take our collection of human bones and go.
[00:25:34] Speaker F: Okay, which one are we talking to? Because you said Volas, and then you said Volas was holding Volas.
[00:25:39] Speaker B: Agarg was dragging Volas, who was holding a crate full of bones.
[00:25:42] Speaker D: And then Volas set down the crate.
[00:25:44] Speaker F: Full of bones, was asleep.
[00:25:46] Speaker C: You're not willing to not eat people.
[00:25:49] Speaker B: If we can't eat people, what's the.
[00:25:50] Speaker E: Point of staying here guarding the castle?
[00:25:54] Speaker D: I think they just stayed here because their ruler let them eat people. What if.
[00:25:59] Speaker E: Did you just stay here because Zaku will let you eat people?
[00:26:02] Speaker B: If you're not even gonna pay us to be castle guards, that's how you're paid.
[00:26:08] Speaker C: Is your plan to just leave the castle and go eat more people?
[00:26:13] Speaker B: No.
[00:26:15] Speaker E: Okay, if it is, then we might have to take you out.
[00:26:18] Speaker F: Wait, what if.
[00:26:20] Speaker B: Listen, I'm not interested.
[00:26:22] Speaker E: What if not as in that? No, I'm not interested in you like that either. You're not really my type.
[00:26:28] Speaker F: What if we say they can eat? It's got big biceps.
[00:26:34] Speaker E: Listen, just because they have big biceps does not automatically mean they're my type.
[00:26:39] Speaker F: What if we tell them that they can eat anyone who tries to get into the castle?
[00:26:43] Speaker E: I don't want them eating anybody.
[00:26:45] Speaker F: They're probably gonna kill them anyway.
[00:26:48] Speaker E: I don't want them eating anything.
[00:26:49] Speaker C: Agar, come here. Look at this flower.
[00:26:51] Speaker E: Cannibalism is not. Okay, okay, it's not cannibalism, that's true, but still. No.
[00:26:59] Speaker D: Depends on what you think.
[00:27:00] Speaker B: Walks up to look at the flower.
Valhad, you said come look at this flower.
[00:27:07] Speaker C: I was making a joke.
[00:27:08] Speaker B: Oh, it's not very nice.
[00:27:09] Speaker C: It was an old yeller joke. I was gonna.
[00:27:12] Speaker D: I thought it was of a Mice and Men joke.
[00:27:14] Speaker C: Or that. I don't remember.
[00:27:16] Speaker A: Both are horrible.
[00:27:17] Speaker C: Either way, I was making a joke about executing.
[00:27:19] Speaker E: Okay, well, if you're not. If you're not going to not eat people, then you have to leave.
[00:27:26] Speaker B: Fine.
Me and my brother will go find other people to eat where our contributions to society are appreciated.
[00:27:36] Speaker F: Zafir's gonna run up after them and hand them a card with a Z on it.
[00:27:42] Speaker E: I don't know if I want them to be dropped off here? This close to the kobolds? Kobolds and pilgrim.
[00:27:48] Speaker B: Kobolds are stringy.
[00:27:52] Speaker D: I mean, I don't know how the castle works, so I don't.
[00:27:55] Speaker E: I don't know. I probably can just think a thing and move it.
Is that how it works?
[00:28:01] Speaker B: Do you want to try?
[00:28:02] Speaker E: Sure.
[00:28:03] Speaker A: Maybe roll up the chain or the. The anchor first.
[00:28:05] Speaker D: That's what I was thinking.
[00:28:08] Speaker E: Pull up the anchor.
[00:28:10] Speaker B: The anchor is a mountain.
[00:28:13] Speaker E: Can I roll up the chain?
[00:28:16] Speaker B: You? Yes.
[00:28:17] Speaker E: Wait, how is it anchored to the mountain?
[00:28:19] Speaker D: It's like.
[00:28:20] Speaker F: Is that mountain the anchor?
[00:28:23] Speaker E: I'm confused.
[00:28:24] Speaker B: So the chain is just like, embedded into the top of the mountain?
[00:28:28] Speaker D: Oh, like somebody warped the stone so.
[00:28:32] Speaker E: We can't move the cast.
[00:28:34] Speaker C: So you can undo the chain from the castle side, but.
[00:28:38] Speaker F: Oh, so the chain would hit the ground.
[00:28:40] Speaker E: How would we get off the castle then?
[00:28:44] Speaker A: Change the altitude.
[00:28:45] Speaker C: There's that bucket we used.
[00:28:46] Speaker E: That's true.
[00:28:48] Speaker C: Or you could land the castle.
[00:28:49] Speaker F: How long have they been.
[00:28:50] Speaker E: Is that possible? Can I land the castle on the ground? Or does it have to stay in.
[00:28:54] Speaker B: The clouds Alward could actually tell you that the castle has been landed in the past.
[00:28:58] Speaker E: Oh, okay.
Thanks.
[00:29:02] Speaker F: Thanks, Al.
[00:29:03] Speaker E: Jenkins just shot finger guns.
[00:29:08] Speaker C: Hey, Bolas.
[00:29:10] Speaker B: Yeah?
[00:29:11] Speaker C: Remember how I beat you up yesterday?
[00:29:13] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:29:15] Speaker C: Since I did that, are you willing to not eat people?
I don't know how that works.
[00:29:21] Speaker B: Listen, tiny giant. And he puts a hand on your shoulder. You're cool and all, but, like, eating people is, like, my thing.
[00:29:29] Speaker C: I know, but I'm, like, morally obligated to kill people who do that.
And I don't want to kill you.
[00:29:40] Speaker B: Well, when you put it that way, I suppose I could stop eating people for a while.
[00:29:46] Speaker E: How long a while?
[00:29:49] Speaker B: Well, I just ate animals.
[00:29:52] Speaker D: How long do frost giants live?
[00:29:56] Speaker C: Journey's not prepared for that question.
[00:29:58] Speaker F: Is this like the time Elwood was a vegetarian?
Hopefully you can only eat plant people. Leshies.
[00:30:05] Speaker D: No, I like Leshy.
[00:30:06] Speaker B: Just a couple hundred years.
[00:30:09] Speaker D: Okay, so, like, they can give up eating for, like, two days? 60 years.
[00:30:15] Speaker B: They gonna leave it.
[00:30:16] Speaker E: Okay, here's my thought.
Drop the chain, fly this castle somewhere in the middle of absolutely nowhere, where there's no villages, anywhere around.
[00:30:26] Speaker C: Like the grungir forest?
[00:30:27] Speaker D: Yeah, like the Grungear forest.
[00:30:28] Speaker E: And land the castle, drop them off, and then go flying.
[00:30:32] Speaker F: Oh, wait.
[00:30:32] Speaker D: We can't fly anywhere right now.
[00:30:33] Speaker F: Yeah, we should probably wait until Uver gets back.
[00:30:36] Speaker E: Oh, that's true.
[00:30:39] Speaker B: While that is happening, we're going to cut over to the Grungir forest.
Uver you and Zarkul just appear out of nowhere back in the clearing where you had originally confronted that hell knight almost a year ago now.
[00:30:57] Speaker A: Is he still asleep?
[00:30:58] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:31:01] Speaker A: He was sitting, so I imagine he might just slump. Yeah, he just u removes his hand from him and steps away for a moment and looks around, remembering that moment.
Also looking to see if that hell knight's still around.
[00:31:20] Speaker B: No, no, he's not. Yeah.
[00:31:24] Speaker A: He steps away from the giant and looking at him, he just says, this is a form of mercy.
And he looks up at the forest around him.
I would ask that if he respects the forest, the forest would respect him.
If he does not, then let it be on his head.
And with that, he starts casting teleport again.
[00:31:55] Speaker B: All right, while that's happening, he didn't say anything.
[00:32:00] Speaker C: He's done this to us before.
[00:32:01] Speaker F: We can wait at least 10 minutes.
[00:32:03] Speaker A: Suddenly, Uvaire's back.
[00:32:07] Speaker F: Don't have to wait 10 minutes anymore.
[00:32:09] Speaker E: Okay, so all in favor?
[00:32:11] Speaker F: All in favor of what do you say, Uvair? Yes or no?
[00:32:14] Speaker D: We're gonna drop these guys off in the grungear forest. We're gonna fly over top and then just let them crawl down.
[00:32:19] Speaker C: I don't know. That's close to Fafnir. That might be dangerous.
[00:32:22] Speaker D: We don't know where Fafnir's at.
[00:32:23] Speaker A: He is in the Grunkia forest.
[00:32:25] Speaker D: Oh, he is?
[00:32:25] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:32:25] Speaker A: That's where his lair is.
[00:32:28] Speaker D: How do you is that if you're.
[00:32:30] Speaker B: Looking for an area that is very far away from people, you guys are currently moored on the edge of what is basically the Himalayas of Golarion.
So if you just fly a little bit into the mountain range and drop them off, that'll just be like frost giant territory where people don't just do that.
[00:32:50] Speaker F: Yeah, okay.
[00:32:51] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:32:51] Speaker E: Okay. So drop the chain.
[00:32:55] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:32:57] Speaker B: We go into a montage sequence.
[00:33:00] Speaker A: Montage.
[00:33:01] Speaker B: We cut, and we have a really dramatic long angle of the sky castle.
And then we did do a close up, and we watch a chain just, like, unhook and begin to fall. We cut long angle again as we watch the chain unravel and just splay down the side of the mountain. And the castle begins to move.
Little wispy tendrils of cloud are left behind as it slowly drifts further south over the top of the peaks. I think we had mentioned earlier the top speed of this thing is 30 miles an hour.
[00:33:33] Speaker C: It's also like 2 in the morning.
[00:33:35] Speaker E: Neros has her own castle.
[00:33:37] Speaker B: So we have this really dramatic shot as we're just looking up at the starry sky with a 3/4 moon as the castle comes over, and there's just one of the spires just eclipses the moon and continues past.
[00:33:50] Speaker D: Beautiful.
[00:33:51] Speaker B: We cut down to a few kobolds just standing outside of the troll forge, and one of them just goes, they did it, son.
[00:34:03] Speaker E: That's hilarious.
[00:34:04] Speaker A: Pilgrim looks out the window, and then.
[00:34:08] Speaker B: It just, like, cuts. And there's just the two frost giants waving as the castle is flying away from them.
[00:34:13] Speaker F: Now they're gonna be staring for a long time. It's in the sky.
[00:34:18] Speaker B: It only moves 30 miles an hour.
So now, untethered to the mountain and untethered to two murderous frost giants, where do you take your new flying castle?
[00:34:28] Speaker E: Where do we want to go, guys?
[00:34:30] Speaker B: Face, no.
[00:34:32] Speaker D: Well, in traditional JRPG fashion, we're supposed to go back to old places we've been and find secrets we couldn't find before.
[00:34:39] Speaker A: No, we can go get the other artifact.
[00:34:43] Speaker E: Do we need to go over to the monastery?
[00:34:45] Speaker C: We don't technically need it.
[00:34:47] Speaker D: We could just take the cloud castle back to Joel.
[00:34:50] Speaker B: So Cere Dire told you guys that they knew about Fafnir's blasting breath, and there were two relics that you could go get. Both of them do different things, but both of them will help you to combat against his blasting breath ability. While you were gone, he was gonna do more research on things Fafnir could do and other relics that might be helpful in fighting him.
[00:35:11] Speaker D: Matt, we.
We did this in, like, we did this in two days.
[00:35:15] Speaker E: Yeah, we did.
[00:35:16] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:35:16] Speaker D: Some record.
[00:35:17] Speaker C: Teleport.
Yeah.
[00:35:19] Speaker F: Should we go to Joel?
[00:35:22] Speaker D: Yeah. I mean, I don't think we need the thing. Now that we have the crown, it.
[00:35:27] Speaker A: Might be best to have more than one way to resist the blast.
[00:35:32] Speaker D: But if this other thing, like, I don't think we have a lot of time. If there's other things we can get to, deal with other aspects, we may.
[00:35:38] Speaker F: Also be able to get more options. If we get the options, we can always choose one if we feel the other thing is worth it.
[00:35:45] Speaker D: Also, it's 2am I want to go to sleep. And the castle can fly to Joel while we do that.
[00:35:50] Speaker A: No, I'm not saying we shouldn't go to draw. I think that is a good idea. Okay.
I would like to talk to Sir Dyer again.
[00:35:57] Speaker D: I hope two days was enough for him to get information.
[00:36:00] Speaker E: It's sear dire.
[00:36:02] Speaker F: He probably had some 10 minutes after we left.
[00:36:04] Speaker D: I just met him.
[00:36:06] Speaker E: Okay.
[00:36:08] Speaker C: Come on.
[00:36:10] Speaker E: We are going to Joel.
[00:36:12] Speaker A: It might take longer to get to Joel than it was to get there.
[00:36:16] Speaker D: I mean, to Get. We teleported there and then, like, did a three hour walk.
[00:36:23] Speaker B: You begin flying the castle back, which.
[00:36:27] Speaker E: Can I sleep while it flies?
[00:36:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Yes, you can put it on autopilot, basically.
[00:36:32] Speaker F: Can she have a dream? Can we all have a dream?
[00:36:35] Speaker E: No.
[00:36:35] Speaker F: One collective dream.
[00:36:37] Speaker B: You all have the same dream.
[00:36:39] Speaker D: We don't have that spell, Jordi.
[00:36:43] Speaker B: This is why we can't have nice things.
[00:36:45] Speaker C: Keep your dreams to yourself, okay?
[00:36:47] Speaker F: Keep rules to yourself.
[00:36:49] Speaker B: You begin your flight through the night and arrive back at Joel.
Tight.
[00:37:02] Speaker E: You saying that does not compute.
[00:37:05] Speaker C: Tight.
He used it in such a way.
[00:37:08] Speaker A: Okay, Jason.
[00:37:09] Speaker B: It rhymes with night and flight.
[00:37:11] Speaker C: Oh, right.
[00:37:12] Speaker F: Offhandedly. I've been using the Sonic gps and that's what he does on, like, every direction.
He's like, in 10 miles. Wait, not 10 miles. In a mile, turn right. Tight.
[00:37:23] Speaker C: I don't think I've ever heard sonic say tight before.
[00:37:26] Speaker F: He says a lot of things.
[00:37:28] Speaker B: Your castle touches down on the outside outskirts of Joel just as the sun is beginning to crest over the horizon.
[00:37:36] Speaker C: I only slept for, like, four hours.
[00:37:39] Speaker B: A handful of guards rush out of the city gates and come up to the entrance to the castle, and they're like, all right, who are you? State your business.
[00:37:47] Speaker E: Does it have a drawbridge?
[00:37:49] Speaker B: Oh, please say it has a drawbridge. It has a portcullis, but it does not have a drawbridge.
[00:37:53] Speaker E: What's a portcullis?
[00:37:55] Speaker D: It's the gate.
[00:37:56] Speaker E: Oh, okay.
[00:37:57] Speaker A: The spiky one.
[00:37:59] Speaker E: I'm standing on the other side of the portcullis, and it raises up and I walk through and I'm like, hey, boys.
[00:38:14] Speaker B: I'm confused.
[00:38:18] Speaker E: You know.
[00:38:20] Speaker B: Oh, I should ask out of character. Is the castle still mostly giant or is it human size?
[00:38:26] Speaker E: Oh, no, I meant to say that it's resized now to human. Okay, human size.
[00:38:31] Speaker C: Nice.
[00:38:32] Speaker E: So it's much more comfortable for everybody.
[00:38:34] Speaker F: I feel normal now.
[00:38:37] Speaker D: Can you adjust it to Sofia's size?
[00:38:39] Speaker E: No.
[00:38:39] Speaker F: You guys be so cramped.
[00:38:40] Speaker E: No.
Yeah, the king guy. What's his name?
[00:38:45] Speaker D: Ostok.
[00:38:46] Speaker E: The Ostok the Unslain. He sent us on a mission using.
[00:38:50] Speaker F: This full government name. Wow.
[00:38:52] Speaker E: And we're back. And I brought evidence.
[00:38:55] Speaker A: We.
[00:38:55] Speaker D: We completed it.
[00:38:56] Speaker B: Oh, well, this is.
[00:38:59] Speaker A: We have paperwork.
And u shows up the paperwork saying, what? We all are, cuz we all got.
[00:39:05] Speaker D: I thought you meant paperwork for the deed of the castle. And I was like, I didn't make that. How did you do that?
[00:39:11] Speaker F: It all lives in the world.
[00:39:12] Speaker A: I am good at writing.
[00:39:14] Speaker B: The guard looks at it and goes, oh, well, all your paperwork seems to be in Order, please. Park over there. Flying machines and devices are parked over there.
[00:39:24] Speaker E: Do you often get flying machines and devices parked outside of Joel? Is this your first one?
[00:39:29] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:39:30] Speaker E: Do you like it?
[00:39:31] Speaker B: I. Do you want to.
[00:39:32] Speaker E: Do you want me to feel like.
[00:39:33] Speaker B: We'Re, like, an important commercial city?
[00:39:35] Speaker E: Do you want to come in after I've landed over there and take a tour?
[00:39:38] Speaker B: No, I'm, like. I'm afraid of heights.
[00:39:40] Speaker D: Can we just.
[00:39:41] Speaker E: No, it'll be on the ground.
[00:39:42] Speaker D: Oh, can we just park it inside? Joel, that was destroyed.
[00:39:47] Speaker F: If anything, more infrastructure.
[00:39:49] Speaker C: There's this rubble they're rebuilding that's just gonna be in the way.
[00:39:52] Speaker E: Just park it outside of the city. It's fine. It'll guard itself, right?
[00:39:57] Speaker D: I mean, you could just make it fly in the air. Could you guard.
[00:40:00] Speaker E: That's true.
[00:40:00] Speaker B: Me. No, I. I guard.
[00:40:02] Speaker D: Well, if we leave it here, can.
[00:40:03] Speaker A: You guard this gate and that gate?
[00:40:06] Speaker B: That's kind of.
[00:40:07] Speaker E: It's fine. I can just let it hover like, 20. 20ft in the air. No one can get in it.
[00:40:12] Speaker A: Well, how are we gonna get. Oh, wait, you don't.
[00:40:13] Speaker E: I can. I can bring it back down.
[00:40:16] Speaker D: He doesn't. He's not used to you being able to control it.
[00:40:18] Speaker E: I'm not used to it either. I'm still getting.
[00:40:20] Speaker A: And you're saying you are.
[00:40:22] Speaker E: No, this thing. And I, like, bring the crown out of my satchel. It's like a user's manual.
[00:40:28] Speaker F: It's.
[00:40:28] Speaker E: It's great. Shove it back in my satchel.
[00:40:31] Speaker A: You're gonna ever put that on?
[00:40:33] Speaker E: I don't want to be a storm giant right now.
[00:40:35] Speaker A: Who says you have to be a storm giant?
[00:40:37] Speaker E: Well, that guy turned into a storm giant. He probably wanted to be that.
It turns you into a storm giant.
[00:40:43] Speaker A: We want to make sure that you.
[00:40:44] Speaker D: I already said that when you were gone.
[00:40:46] Speaker F: I am the last one to see books or want to see books, but can we go see Cyr Dyer now, please?
[00:40:51] Speaker E: Hang on. I have to pocket over them.
I park the castle. It hovers, like, 20ft in the air. And then I do the car lock.
[00:41:02] Speaker A: The gong at the top of the tower.
[00:41:04] Speaker B: Ding, ding.
I know what the alarm sounds like as you start heading into the gates and on towards the Jollburg. The other guard looks at the one who did most of the talk and goes, is this a normal day? He's like, yeah, adventurers.
[00:41:22] Speaker D: So they do get a lot of flying things.
[00:41:26] Speaker B: So it's a short walk through the town. It's really not that big of a city. It wants to be Big, but it's really more tall than it is wide.
[00:41:36] Speaker F: How is it in comparison to the castle?
[00:41:39] Speaker B: It's like one of the bigger cities.
Let me see the castle. Sorry? Bigger buildings. Oh my goodness, my brain.
[00:41:48] Speaker F: Wait to see.
[00:41:49] Speaker B: Let me see if I can get the map of Joel.
Okay, your castle comparatively is the size of this thing that's labeled as the abandoned arena.
[00:41:59] Speaker D: Ah.
[00:41:59] Speaker F: Oh, that's so small.
[00:42:01] Speaker D: I mean, it's just a castle.
[00:42:03] Speaker C: And it was giant size. Much bigger.
[00:42:06] Speaker B: Yeah, it was.
When it was giant size, it was.
[00:42:10] Speaker F: The mitochondria as big as the inner keep.
[00:42:11] Speaker B: That big? Yep.
[00:42:12] Speaker D: Oh, as big as the inner keep?
[00:42:14] Speaker E: A little bit bigger.
[00:42:16] Speaker B: So it doesn't take you too long to get through Joel, as it is a tall city, not so much a wide city.
And you make your way up to the Jo', burg, show your rites of passage to the guards. They let you in. And before too long you make your way to the library where you see Cerdire surrounded by books and papers. And everywhere he's got all sorts of like teacups just kind of stacked on top of each other. Like he hasn't left the room for days.
He's just pouring over some parchment, muttering to himself and taking some notes.
[00:42:48] Speaker D: Does he not have magic?
[00:42:51] Speaker C: What are you reading?
[00:42:53] Speaker B: Oh. Oh, you're back.
Did you get lost?
[00:42:58] Speaker A: No, no, we got the castle.
[00:42:59] Speaker F: Is it tea time yet?
[00:43:02] Speaker B: I don't know. What time is it? I cast time since it is 6:07.
[00:43:07] Speaker F: It's 6:07am or p.m. a.m. Oh, we've.
[00:43:10] Speaker C: All slept for like four hours.
[00:43:11] Speaker D: We have not gotten a good night's rest.
[00:43:14] Speaker F: I did.
[00:43:14] Speaker D: Yeah, you did.
[00:43:16] Speaker A: Did we not?
[00:43:17] Speaker B: Well, you guys left you departed with your castle at around probably 1:32 in the morning.
[00:43:24] Speaker D: We're all that one status.
[00:43:26] Speaker B: You're jet lagged for the first time in Golarion.
[00:43:30] Speaker F: But not me.
[00:43:31] Speaker C: We didn't even switch time zones.
[00:43:34] Speaker B: You could still get lag from a jet.
[00:43:38] Speaker F: Anyway, tea time.
[00:43:41] Speaker B: Well, if you say so.
Picks up a teapot and starts pouring himself a cup of tea. Tea into a used cup.
[00:43:48] Speaker F: What about me?
[00:43:49] Speaker B: Did you bring tea?
[00:43:51] Speaker F: I brought a cup. Oh, well, can I create cups out of my shadow?
[00:43:56] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:43:57] Speaker F: There is a shadowy cup now in front of him.
[00:44:00] Speaker B: He pours tea into your shadow cup.
[00:44:04] Speaker F: This is so cool.
[00:44:05] Speaker A: Uber just looks and watches and waits.
[00:44:07] Speaker B: It's very, very weak.
[00:44:09] Speaker F: I was thinking you were going to say cold.
[00:44:12] Speaker B: That too.
[00:44:14] Speaker C: Is he drinking the water or the water Shadow.
[00:44:19] Speaker B: So you got the castle? Did you get the crown?
[00:44:23] Speaker E: I open my Satchel and I pull it out.
[00:44:25] Speaker B: Oh, very good.
[00:44:27] Speaker E: Now put it back in.
[00:44:28] Speaker B: Who was going to be attuning to it?
[00:44:32] Speaker F: I think she did already.
[00:44:33] Speaker E: I me.
[00:44:35] Speaker A: Ah.
[00:44:35] Speaker E: I me.
[00:44:38] Speaker B: Now, one thing you should know about this crown, it's very powerful, but its powers will reveal themselves with time. So the longer you have it and use it, the more it will come to understand what you want from it.
[00:44:54] Speaker E: Do I have to wear it for that to happen, or can I just be in possession?
[00:44:58] Speaker B: You have to wear it.
[00:44:59] Speaker D: It's a worn item.
[00:45:01] Speaker E: Do I have to turn into a storm giant?
[00:45:04] Speaker B: No. Do you want to turn into a storm giant?
[00:45:06] Speaker E: No. I thought I had to. I thought that's what it did to people.
[00:45:10] Speaker B: All right, out of character explanation. So this is going to be a consistent thing for the rest of the relics you guys get. So I just want to be clear about how they work. Each of them have more or less upgrade tracks, and as you level up, when you level, you can also choose what new abilities the relics get, so you can kind of modify them to how you want them to be. So there's specific things that they can and cannot do, you know, so you can't be like, well, I want my crown to give me a damage bonus on my weapons. It's like, well, that's not really one of your options, but you can kind of choose what way you want the crown to work for you. So out of. Out of character.
[00:45:46] Speaker D: So you have a list?
[00:45:47] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:45:48] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:45:49] Speaker B: Out of character. Zarkul had mainly wanted to be like, I want to look like a storm giant. And that's an option, but you don't have to choose that option.
[00:45:57] Speaker E: Okay.
That makes me feel better. About life.
[00:46:01] Speaker C: About life, yes.
[00:46:03] Speaker E: About Neros's life.
[00:46:04] Speaker F: You could always take it back off.
[00:46:08] Speaker E: I know.
[00:46:08] Speaker F: If you had become one, I just.
[00:46:10] Speaker E: Didn'T want to be one.
That was my biggest concern.
[00:46:15] Speaker D: Fair. It's a fair concern.
[00:46:18] Speaker B: Well, very well done. I. Did you. Did you get the censor of the Final Breath as well?
[00:46:24] Speaker E: No, we haven't gone over that. Do we need to go over there?
[00:46:27] Speaker B: No, not if you have the crown. I mean, you still can if you want to, but I do have some more leads for you if you're interested.
[00:46:34] Speaker F: Yes, yes.
[00:46:36] Speaker B: All right, so first lead that I have for you is on this piece of parchment here. I'm passing it over.
It is a legendary weapon.
Oh, dear. I don't have everything written down in front of me.
[00:46:50] Speaker D: Yeah, you just passed the parchment over. Are you sure you don't need that?
[00:46:53] Speaker F: He handed it to me and I.
[00:46:54] Speaker B: Hand it to someone else.
Yes. There we go. All right, you can have it back now. I've refreshed my memory. It's a Dragon Bane sword wielded by the legendary hero Onragar the Fearless.
[00:47:06] Speaker A: Whoever rolls up the parchment and just hands it over to Val.
[00:47:10] Speaker D: Can I roll a society on that name?
[00:47:12] Speaker B: Sure.
[00:47:13] Speaker C: What is this?
[00:47:14] Speaker D: It's a weapon.
[00:47:15] Speaker B: A dragon slaying sword.
[00:47:18] Speaker A: It's either you or you.
[00:47:20] Speaker D: What?
[00:47:21] Speaker F: Why do I get what you use?
[00:47:23] Speaker A: A sword?
[00:47:23] Speaker D: How does math work?
[00:47:25] Speaker A: I don't know. What numbers do you have?
[00:47:27] Speaker D: 7 and 4.
[00:47:28] Speaker C: 12.
[00:47:29] Speaker E: Yes.
[00:47:30] Speaker D: Yeah. Okay.
It's 11.
[00:47:33] Speaker E: Oh, that's true.
[00:47:34] Speaker F: It's funny that I would say that.
[00:47:36] Speaker D: 41.
[00:47:37] Speaker B: Oh my God, yes. The classic of an RPG asking a seemingly unrelated math question.
[00:47:45] Speaker F: 7, 4.
[00:47:46] Speaker A: 41.
[00:47:46] Speaker D: I rolled a 17 and I have a 24, so.
[00:47:50] Speaker B: With a critical success.
[00:47:51] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:47:52] Speaker B: Jenkins, what you know, and I don't know how much of this you're gonna share with the group or how you're gonna share it, is that you want.
[00:47:59] Speaker D: To just send it to me.
[00:48:02] Speaker B: This is what you know, Albert.
[00:48:06] Speaker D: Okay, so just so I can do the thing I wanted to do, can you reintroduce the name?
[00:48:12] Speaker B: All right. So this. This lead I have is a. A weapon that belonged to the legendary warrior of Arnlager the Fearless.
[00:48:20] Speaker F: Oh, yeah.
[00:48:20] Speaker E: No.
[00:48:20] Speaker D: He.
He, He. He ran. He didn't want to be king. But he killed like a bunch of Lin Orms.
[00:48:26] Speaker A: Right.
[00:48:27] Speaker B: So even though he was eligible to be a king, he never came and presented the head to become a king because he preferred the life of just going around and killing dragons.
[00:48:36] Speaker D: He had a weapon.
Rick's brand that he used to do it. It was very good at killing the Linnworms.
[00:48:42] Speaker B: Oh, yes. It's a double sided blade of folded blue steel, intricately engraved with ancient runes that light up with electric flame when in the presence of dragonkind.
[00:48:52] Speaker D: Neat.
[00:48:53] Speaker C: I like this.
[00:48:55] Speaker D: Where was it located?
Some lake. Right.
[00:48:58] Speaker B: Yes. Lassie was seen as heading off to the Black Tarn to slay the water Orm that was seen in the area.
[00:49:06] Speaker D: How long ago was was that?
[00:49:07] Speaker C: Oh.
[00:49:09] Speaker B: Let'S see. What year is it now? About 80 years ago.
One would presume him dead.
[00:49:16] Speaker F: Unrelated. What race was he?
[00:49:19] Speaker D: He was an orphan.
[00:49:20] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:49:21] Speaker D: A human.
[00:49:21] Speaker F: Oh, yeah. He'd be dead.
[00:49:24] Speaker E: Well.
[00:49:25] Speaker D: Or very like Einar.
[00:49:27] Speaker B: Fellow who left me with this cloak. And he pulls out this. The wolf skin cloak.
[00:49:31] Speaker D: I thought we did that last time.
[00:49:33] Speaker F: No, no, Einar is not dead.
[00:49:38] Speaker E: Well, he's not born yet either.
[00:49:41] Speaker D: He's. He. He's yet to exist.
[00:49:43] Speaker B: Well, I guess I'll have to hold on to this a bit longer.
[00:49:45] Speaker C: If he ever does exist. I mean, in theory. The timelines change.
[00:49:48] Speaker D: No, he's. He's.
He's going.
[00:49:51] Speaker E: He's going to exist.
[00:49:52] Speaker F: I don't like these conversations. Can we move on?
[00:49:55] Speaker B: Yes, quite. Time.
[00:49:59] Speaker D: Is of the essence.
[00:50:00] Speaker C: So where is this Black Tarn place?
[00:50:03] Speaker B: Well, if I could draw everyone's attention to this map.
[00:50:07] Speaker C: Oh, over on an island.
[00:50:08] Speaker D: Oh, that's so far away.
[00:50:10] Speaker F: Yes, but we have a cloud.
[00:50:12] Speaker B: So I've showed the party a map on the screen which shows the Black Tarn to be on one of the islands, the Dragon's Rib, in the ironbound archipelago. It's roughly 200 miles away.
[00:50:26] Speaker C: Two. Two teleports. 20 minutes.
[00:50:27] Speaker E: We have a floating cloud.
[00:50:30] Speaker A: I've never been there.
[00:50:31] Speaker C: 200 miles. 30 minutes. Yeah, that's like we can get there in a day.
[00:50:35] Speaker D: Oh, we don't have to stop.
[00:50:36] Speaker E: We don't have to fill up with gas.
[00:50:38] Speaker F: Could we restock, though? I mean, I feel like we should.
[00:50:40] Speaker D: Probably put some hours.
120.
[00:50:45] Speaker C: Was this all? Did you have more?
[00:50:46] Speaker D: 100.
[00:50:47] Speaker B: I've got two more.
[00:50:48] Speaker C: Oh, okay.
[00:50:48] Speaker A: Seven.
[00:50:49] Speaker B: Next up is the weird cutter.
[00:50:55] Speaker D: Is it another what?
[00:50:57] Speaker B: The weird cutter.
It's not weird.
It cuts weird.
[00:51:04] Speaker C: What W. I like the.
[00:51:06] Speaker B: All right, what do you know about Irison?
Yes, anybody?
[00:51:12] Speaker E: Do you want to interrupt him again? Are you doing a thing?
[00:51:14] Speaker D: He asked a question.
[00:51:15] Speaker C: I got a 30. 33.
[00:51:18] Speaker B: What'd you get?
[00:51:19] Speaker E: Abby, 35.
[00:51:20] Speaker A: Gossip lore and Sven, 36.
[00:51:24] Speaker F: I didn't roll.
[00:51:26] Speaker D: I got a 43. And I used my time shenanigans to get that 43.
[00:51:31] Speaker B: You guys know all about Irison?
[00:51:34] Speaker F: I know nothing.
[00:51:36] Speaker B: Well, I'll explain it to you then.
So Irison is the. The.
It's witch land. Basically, it's just our next door neighbors, just over to the east. And it is a land ruled by the Winter witches.
Currently the current ruler is Queen Anastasia, the granddaughter of Baba Yaga.
[00:51:59] Speaker F: Didn't we kill a witch that made winter in a cabin?
[00:52:04] Speaker B: Oh, maybe that was a hag.
[00:52:06] Speaker F: That was a hag, not a witch. Witch.
Uk.
[00:52:10] Speaker B: Jenkins, no.
[00:52:12] Speaker C: Could you. I. I missed. What?
[00:52:17] Speaker E: What's wrong?
[00:52:18] Speaker D: The incredibly famous lost to history princess of Russia. Is that right?
[00:52:26] Speaker E: Okay, yes.
[00:52:27] Speaker D: Is the current ruler. Uhhuh.
[00:52:29] Speaker C: Are you talking about Baba Y.
Oh.
[00:52:32] Speaker D: And is related to Anastasia?
[00:52:36] Speaker C: Who are you talking about?
[00:52:37] Speaker D: I love this game.
[00:52:38] Speaker B: Baba Yaga, Queen Anastasia, granddaughter of Baba Yaga, is the current ruler of Irison.
[00:52:44] Speaker D: Oh, yeah, during the revolution.
[00:52:47] Speaker E: I'm with you, Jenkins. I had the same thought.
[00:52:51] Speaker B: As you are familiar with witches. I don't know what's happening with my hands.
Very soon as you are familiar with witches, they do love a good curse.
Sometimes they go a bit far.
[00:53:06] Speaker E: He's dying.
[00:53:07] Speaker B: I'm choking on my teeth.
[00:53:08] Speaker F: I also curse sometimes.
[00:53:10] Speaker B: Well, this small dagger is. It's not really meant to be used as a weapon, but more of an implement in a ritual that could sever a curse from being tied to one's fate.
[00:53:22] Speaker C: Oh, I can kind of do that.
[00:53:25] Speaker F: Well, aren't you special?
[00:53:29] Speaker C: I have a ritual that I can break curses with.
[00:53:32] Speaker B: Well, you might. I don't know, you might want this. You might not want it, but I just thought you might want something, because, as you know, whoever gets the killing blow on a linorm is afflicted with a death curse. And since nobody's ever killed Fafnir, we don't really know what happens.
[00:53:48] Speaker C: I'm sure it's much more effective than what I can do.
[00:53:51] Speaker F: Is it a multi use?
[00:53:52] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:53:53] Speaker F: Or does it, like, puff into purple smoke once? It's been used once.
[00:53:55] Speaker B: Well, I don't know. It might puff into purple smoke when you use it on Fafnir's curse. Nobody's tried before.
You may have to engage in some diplomacy. But as you are all aware, the lands of Linong Kings and Irison are not on the best of terms.
[00:54:12] Speaker F: Yeah, it could be useful.
[00:54:15] Speaker B: And the last option is the stabilized ifrit's heart.
[00:54:22] Speaker C: Stabilized ifrit's heart?
[00:54:24] Speaker B: Yes, I've just been calling it an ifrit's heart for, you know, just to keep my notes brief.
[00:54:29] Speaker F: I would also like to know how to spell that. Oh, wait, that wasn't in character.
[00:54:33] Speaker D: Ifrit. I F I R T. Yes, the.
[00:54:36] Speaker B: Ifrit'S heart is stabilized. So usually once you slay an elemental, they just kind of poof and they're gone.
[00:54:45] Speaker F: Purple smoke.
[00:54:46] Speaker B: Purple smoke. But one wizard, our old friend Uwe, you remember Orlegast? He had found a way to. Once you kill an elemental, you can sort of stabilize their hut. And usually it's done on wisps and small little things. It's very, very difficult. But he had only succeeded once in doing so. To the the very powerful heart of an Efreeti Uvaire. You do remember Orlogast?
He was a very reclusive hermetic wizard in Tor Kazad.
[00:55:24] Speaker A: I. Rather surprised I remember him.
He actually succeeded.
[00:55:31] Speaker B: Yes, he wrote me just a few years ago to let me know it was complete.
I hadn't heard from him since, though, so here's hoping he's still around to give it to you.
[00:55:46] Speaker A: It would be nice to meet with him again, I think.
Where is it?
[00:55:54] Speaker B: Sorry? I said Tor Kazad. It's Tar Kazmuk, which is the northernmost of the Sky Citadels and where Uver grew up. Up.
[00:56:02] Speaker A: Oh, right, right.
That's a far distance.
[00:56:08] Speaker B: Yes. I would recommend going to Trollheim and using their teleportation circle to cover that distance.
[00:56:17] Speaker A: Where's Trollheim?
[00:56:19] Speaker B: Oh, it's to the north. If I could direct your attention to the map once again.
It's up here.
[00:56:27] Speaker A: Is that within 200 miles?
100 miles?
[00:56:31] Speaker B: No, it's like 240 miles on the other side of the Gringier Forest.
[00:56:36] Speaker A: I can get us most of the way there.
Or we can take the cloud.
[00:56:40] Speaker D: Yeah, we. I mean, I know it was only two days, but we worked so hard.
[00:56:44] Speaker C: For this castle and the weird cutter. Is that in Irison, you said?
[00:56:50] Speaker B: Yes, it's in Irison.
[00:56:51] Speaker C: So Troheim and Irison are both up there.
I mean, your. Is that. That's gonna mean we'd have to go northeast, right? Not just east.
[00:56:59] Speaker A: And the.
The whisper. No. What is it?
[00:57:03] Speaker C: Oh, the last breath. The sensor of the last breath.
[00:57:06] Speaker B: Yeah, that's here in the Kodar Mountains, not too far from Joel.
[00:57:10] Speaker C: It'll be about east, a little southeast, so it wouldn't be too far away. And then the dragon, sort of onlooker, is on the island to the left.
[00:57:19] Speaker B: Left.
[00:57:20] Speaker A: Yep. So if we make a circle.
[00:57:24] Speaker C: So Val's looking over the little parchment about the Dragon sword, and she's like, all right, Albert Uvar, you guys are much more knowledgeable about these relics and such, I'd imagine, with your studies. What do you think is going to help? What do you think we need to go to first? These places are all pretty far away.
[00:57:49] Speaker D: Well, with the castle, we could get to them relatively quickly. And having something to deal with the curse of anything is useful.
[00:57:57] Speaker A: I would agree, considering that we want to avoid going over the Grungar Forest, even if we are flying.
Best not to poke the dragon.
The proverbial dragon.
[00:58:12] Speaker D: Dragon.
[00:58:13] Speaker A: Okay, well, I think the sword would be very useful for perhaps you, Val.
There is a possibility of a Lenorme being there, and it might be best to get something to deal with the curse that we would have to deal with.
[00:58:27] Speaker C: That's fair. If I'm gonna use my curse ritual, I'd like to do it on a smaller curse. First before something like a death curse, you know.
[00:58:36] Speaker A: Exactly. And then after we get Zikata, we can perhaps stop by Trollheim. It would be nice to go home.
At least for a short time.
Maybe it might, I don't know, spark some memories.
[00:58:57] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, that could be. You could meet some people maybe who knew you during the period you don't remember.
[00:59:03] Speaker A: Well, no, I.
I remember home, Val.
[00:59:07] Speaker C: But there is a time that you don't remember, and it might be you went there during that time. You could find more out about that.
[00:59:15] Speaker A: That is true. Like, I remember a little bit of hard times, Sir Dire. But not, apparently, other times.
[00:59:22] Speaker B: Yes, yes, you do seem to have forgotten about many things.
[00:59:28] Speaker A: Anyway, I think getting the Viet Qatar is our best option.
[00:59:34] Speaker C: Sounds fun. I don't think I've ever left the land of the linormous kings before.
[00:59:40] Speaker F: Road trip.
Sky trip.
[00:59:45] Speaker C: All right, Iris in then.
[00:59:48] Speaker B: And with that, we will end this episode and this chapter as you all level up to level 12.
[00:59:59] Speaker E: I was not expecting that.
[01:00:01] Speaker B: Well, everybody, I hope you're enjoying the second half of our adventure. We've got our first chapter of the second portion down and we've got so much more to go.
Go ahead and get on the Discord and tell us what you think the party should not get. Because they can't get everything. They don't have time for everything. Tell us what you think they shouldn't go do.
[01:00:23] Speaker F: I mean, we make time.
[01:00:26] Speaker B: I mean, it's a good point.
[01:00:28] Speaker C: Don't change time. Don't change time.
[01:00:31] Speaker D: Do what I want.
[01:00:31] Speaker C: We've talked about this.
[01:00:33] Speaker F: He make time.
[01:00:35] Speaker B: With that being said, I am going to go.
Wish that I had Vernors at the stores that I buy it. I love this ginger ale.
[01:00:47] Speaker C: Is that what it is? Just ginger ale?
[01:00:49] Speaker B: It's just ginger ale. It's just very gingery ginger ale. That's why I keep. I kept coughing during this episode.
[01:00:54] Speaker C: Why are you drinking gingery ginger ale?
[01:00:56] Speaker F: Spicy.
[01:00:57] Speaker B: It's so good.
We'll see you all in the next episode.
[01:01:01] Speaker C: No, wait. Ginger ale.
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[01:01:55] Speaker E: That was a nice one.
[01:01:57] Speaker A: Thank you. Thank you.
